July 11, 2007

Joakim Noah has bonky hair

For the next few weeks, the Blowtorch will be bringing you a series of rookie previews (complete with caricatures!) until we get through the first round. It all culminates with a ballin t-shirt commemorating the best draft in the history of awesomeness.

Joakim Noah
Strengths: high energy, good passer, bonky hair, really annoying to play against
Weaknesses: shoots a curveball jumper, bonky hair, REALLY annoying period
NBA comparison (best-case): Dennis Rodman, plus a little offense
NBA Comparison (worst-case): Jerome Williams
NBA Comparison (most likely): Tyson Chandler

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tyson Chandler?? Come on, he's the new Brian Grant

Trey said...

Brian Grant is a great comparison. Good point.