April 23, 2007

I Refuse to Quote "The Warriors"


5 Reasons I Wholly Support the Golden State Warriors:
1. Baron Davis’ beard is UNREAL.
2. Their starting line-up consists of 2 point guards, 2 shooting guards, and a small forward. That’s like a ridiculous NBA Live team you throw out when you’re going for two bills.
3. Judging by appearance, Don Nelson is drunk during the games.
4. Andres Biedrins is likely a Russian assassin. Dude looks straight lethal. Not to mention he’ll be All-Defense within 3 years.
5. Adonal Foyle.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

dude, this is a great blog. i found it while doing a search for "michael sweetney fat." i'm a longtime warriors fan, and hence have been highly amused with your content on them, as well as your appreciation for adonal foyle, who i have personally begun calling "adonis" for reasons which should be pretty obvious.
-justin

Ben Q. Rock said...

I'm surprised you didn't post the (in)famous Baron Davis-as-Leonidas-in-300 manip.

TONIGHT, WE DINE IN OAKLAND!