July 18, 2005

What I Learned at the Intonation Festival

  • Not only was this a concert festival, but unknowingly, the formation of a new nation -- the IN-TO NATION. Had I known that I was seceding from the United States, I may have thought longer about going.
  • When it comes to a discussion about bands that define my generation, the list starts and stops with Head of Femur.
  • Though the first three stars on the Chicago flag represent important historical events from the city's past, the fourth (surprisingly) represents master of squelches Four Tet.
  • Death from Above 1979 is awesome live, but they would be even better in a small club with working microphones and a good PA.
  • If you're looking for backup dancers a good place to look is the streets of Chicago for 15 or so young black children.
  • Andrew Bird is terrific napping music.
  • A blanket is a must.
  • A full back tattoo of the vertebral column could be handy in the event that you need an emergency epidural.
  • I'm officially not a big fan of the effeminate male in woman's jeans look. Unless, of course, you are in a terrific rock band. Only then is it acceptable.
  • Hippies love sleeping on blankets and/or playing hacky sack and/or frisbee.
  • "Hava Nagila" is a welcome violin solo in my book.
  • Crowd clapalongs are also welcome in said book.
  • If you won't sit down when the lead singer of the Decemberists kindly asks you to, you're kind of a jerk.
  • Color changing lightbulbs - cool. Clear backpack - not cool.
  • New bands to download: Broken Social Scene, Andrew Bird, the Hold Steady, the Wrens, Les Savy Fav
  • There is exactly one person who I would have wanted to go to this festival with. Thankfully, I was her squire.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Noble Sir,

Solely by laying on it with me, you managed to make a dainty fleece blanket unfolded on the stick-stone-and-ribs covered ground feel as comfortable as the SleepNumber bed is supposed to be. For that dumbfounding achievement, I award you the grand Eve-prize--countless and immensely mindblowing kisses.